callmenozomi:

Whoever is having sex rn, have some for me too. Thank you

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wonderful-disney-recpies:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

There’s like a 65% chance that Walt Disney has busted a nut at Disneyland.

He had his own personal apartment there so what you think the man gonna do when he got a moment? 

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gentleshibari:

subby-siren:

gentleshibari:

subscoops:

gentleshibari:

look, if you want to call me “daddy” you better listen to my dad jokes as well 

I imagine someone tied to a chair with a gag be forced to listen to tell dad jokes from a big book.

Hey op? Good fucking post thank you

No problem. It’s just another day being a kool dad

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hawlucha:

i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub 

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tomatomagica:

wizardshark:

tomatomagica:

tomatomagica:

someone, at some point, MUST’VE made a custom furby with sharingan eyes

i was right but i wish i wasn’t

And yet you liked the post

i appreciate the effort they put to create this incredibly powerful entity

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