So the first thing thats gonna happen when Derrick gets a penis is this.

Me: YAY!!!!!! OMG YAY!!!!!! IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!! DO YOU FINALLY LIKE URSELF AND FEEL HOT AND HANDSOME AND BEAUTIFUL?!?!?! :D CUZ YOU LOOK FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

Derrick: Yes im FUCKING happy but Option 1-I still don’t like how I look or Option 2- I love how I look now

Me: Option 1: -____- K well lets test ur penis. I’m gonna kick it cuz you are BEAUTIFUL!!!! Option 2: FINALLY YOU SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE!! But im gonna still kick u in penis since I couldn’t do it years ago when I wanted to. 

(Of course this is all out of love and I wouldn’t really kick you :D <3….dandy ftw? lmao. SMILE.)