theonyx:

pelicannot:

sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like

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THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

There was near universal support…you can pre-order now for shipment in mid-june. You guys are weird…
And yes…I fixed the spelling of Aggressive.

This is a ridiculous t-shirt.
I predict it will be a huge hit. I’ve preordered mine.

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via i-stole-saras-vagina)

Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.  - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know
whor3-h0use:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

You don’t understand how hard I’m laughing right now

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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